But why should his fan club be so indulgent to Mrs. DovBear? For putting up with DB's intensive blogging, of course. After all, writes the smarter-than-average Bear:
As you've no doubt noticed, this blog takes up quite a bit of my time.
Does it, now? Less than two months ago, in response to readers badgering him to explain how one man could possibly blog so much, DovBear protested vehemently:
Why do you think it takes me a long time to do this? It really doesn't.
Moved by the civic spirit of MoveOn.org, inspired by the subtle wit of Daily Kos, I hereby proclaim: DovBear LIED!!!!
Of the two most obvious explanations, I'm not sure which is more disturbing. Either DovBear lied in September, denying how long he spends blogging in an attempt to exaggerate his writing abilities and enhance his image, or else he lied yesterday, in a pathetic ploy to earn more sympathy for his wife and get those dollars rolling.
The third explanation is less plausible: That over the last two months blogging has become significantly more time-consuming for Dubie. The fourth explanation may be more likely: That over the last two months, Mrs. DB has grown increasingly fed up with his time wasting, and he feels a need to placate her.
With a record like this, it's no wonder public support has collapsed for DovBear's war on Cross Currents.