With elections approaching, I'd like to offer each of the parties a winning slogan or theme. No need to thank me, just make out your checks to cash.
Without further ado:
Kadima
Rockets on Ashkelon. Bombs in Netanya. Weapons smuggling in Gaza. A terror state in the making, right on our doorstep. With the success of disengagement echoing through Sderot, Israel needs a strong leader who will never give in to terrorism: Ariel Sharon.
Likud
Netanyahu: Not as bad as Sharon. Not as bad as Peretz. Not as bad as you remember him.
Labor
Vote for us or Amir's friends will shut off your electricity.
Meretz
We have no choice; Israel must negotiate with Arafat.
Shinui
Will somebody please vote for us? Mom?
National Religious Party
You don't have to be nationalist or religious, you just have to love to party!
National Union
Seven Knesset members, eight factions.
Agudath Yisrael
Best beards on the ballot!
Hadash
We're a communist party, not an Arab party, insh'allah
United Arab List
The only Arab party except for all the others
Update: How could I have forgotten about...
Shas
Let Rav Ovadiah do your thinking for you.
6 comments:
"Rockets on Ashkelon. Bombs in Netanya. Weapons smuggling in Gaza." Sounds like a slogan for Hamas.
I suppose "Go straight to Jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200," is not available...
And to think I thought you were talking about the JIB awards. Talk about misleading. Geeze.
Shas?
Mike,
Anything's available. This is politics we're talking about!
Jack,
The what? Oh yeah, those. Guess I've been busy working...
David,
Oops! How could I forget Shas! Omission hereby rectified.
My faith in humanity is hereby restored!
hah awesome!
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